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Are they true..Are they Poo…Or is it simply too much for you?

About running for office

- To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I’m so good looking.

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Top True Quotes

Whoever heard you get indicted for interfering with a presidential election, where you have every right to do it, you get indicted, and your poll numbers go up. - 4 True votes
I’ve always said, If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl. - 2 True votes
He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same. - 1 True votes
She was so filthy, dirty, disgusting. She was so dirty. Every word was filthy, dirty. What a loser she is. - 1 True votes
I’m the least racist person in this room. - 1 True votes

Top Poo Quotes

The Most Headscratchers