Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets. Why didn’t they use John Deere? Why didn’t they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I like John Deere. |

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- My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

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